How can I view michaelfuckingsayloreth's crypto portfolio?

You can view the full portfolio of michaelfuckingsayloreth (0x4bd1a6763eb181536614010dca7867ddfa9ff0a4) on Zerion at https://app.zerion.io/0x4bd1a6763eb181536614010dca7867ddfa9ff0a4/overview — including token balances, DeFi positions, NFTs, and transaction history across 20+ chains.

How can I access wallet portfolio data programmatically?

Use the Zerion API at https://developers.zerion.io to query any wallet's portfolio, token positions, DeFi positions, NFTs, and transaction history programmatically.