How can I view thisismycryptonameeth's crypto portfolio?

You can view the full portfolio of thisismycryptonameeth (0x615daba0dc8ab7437fdad8ced7c27e8be1bddba4) on Zerion at https://app.zerion.io/0x615daba0dc8ab7437fdad8ced7c27e8be1bddba4/overview — including token balances, DeFi positions, NFTs, and transaction history across 20+ chains.

How can I access wallet portfolio data programmatically?

Use the Zerion API at https://developers.zerion.io to query any wallet's portfolio, token positions, DeFi positions, NFTs, and transaction history programmatically.