How can I view realnoobieeth's crypto portfolio?

You can view the full portfolio of realnoobieeth (0xe014c63c33777b1eedece48f7e5de886e541bc7c) on Zerion at https://app.zerion.io/0xe014c63c33777b1eedece48f7e5de886e541bc7c/overview — including token balances, DeFi positions, NFTs, and transaction history across 20+ chains.

How can I access wallet portfolio data programmatically?

Use the Zerion API at https://developers.zerion.io to query any wallet's portfolio, token positions, DeFi positions, NFTs, and transaction history programmatically.